Five more witticisms about the Internet (mostly)

If cars evolved the way computers did, today they would run for six months on a quarter's worth of gas and explode once per day.
The Internet is a means of allowing you to make a fool of yourself in every part of the civilized world simultaneously.
The Internet is self-documenting, which means that if you can't figure out how to use it, you can't get the instructions.
The only adequate graphical user interface to the Internet is someone sitting next to you telling you what to do.
When privacy is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.